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Saturday, April 30, 2005

165 Things You Probably Don't Know About Me

Bold anything that applies to you.

001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more TV than I used to.
003. I love olives.
004. I love sleeping.

005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses/contact lenses. (all the cool kids do!)
007. I love to play video games. (love may be a bit strong a term. Certian games though)
008. I've done something illegal. (I am a known traffic mennes)
009. I've watched porn movies.
(It was my B.C days. I was still in high school, maybe even Jr. high. My dad had them around the house, and a couple of friends wanted to see them, so we watched them. I thought they were gross.)
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne-free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.

015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor/whip/whatever weapon you want here everywhere with me.

020. I'm really, really smart. (I would settle for just really smart ;) )
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (But its not about me)
023. I love rain. (Nothing like watching a powerful thunderstom while sitting on a porch)
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (You would think with how insacure I am about my looks I would, but I would feel like I wasn't me. Kind of like the one time I tried to dye the grey out of my hair)
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have semi-long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.

037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.(But I do like it)
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.

042. I have mood swings. (Sometimes when I overannalize things)
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on a significant other.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (close enough)
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop. (yeah- I'm weird)
054. I would rather shop than eat. (i like to shop, but I'm not crazy!)
055. I would classify myself as ghetto.
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my blog.

058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer. (Doesn't stop me from trying though!)
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Depends on when you ask me)
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Try never)
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
(Loud music)
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.

076. I'm not allergic to anything. (I use have them really bad as a kid, buyt i grew out of them)
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.

079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex.
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.

082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "South Park" movie.
086. I have blown off work to have some fun.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.

089. I love my best friend(s). (does anyone have best friends they hate?)
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (If you live in Chicago you know this is not true)
091. I watch soap operas whenever I can.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome!

097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. (well, I'm not crazy about Patrick the Starfish, but its still pretty funny)
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. Had a crush on somebody I had never met. (You can change that to "has" a crush)
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks. (they are good- but not "rock my socks good)
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest movies/books ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the TV show “The O.C.”
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd. (can I double bold this one???)
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I try not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.

121. I have dated someone longer than 6months.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet from the ASPCA.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.

126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole something. (yeah- sorry to say I have)
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own over 200 CDs.
(maybe not anymore- I just sold a bunch)
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I have had mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind. (but sometimes I have doubts)
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs. (It's 7:20 PM- so I hope not)
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places. (I'm hoping I'm looking in the right places)
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong boys, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate. ( I don't fall for boys, but most of the girls I have dated were girls that could have been the right one. Only one that was not right)
137. I'll try anything three times. (One time)
138. Done drugs other than alcohol or cannabis. (never done the pot either)
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films.
142. I have made a pornographic videotape.

143. Sloth is my favorite deadly sin.
144. One of my boobs is bigger than the other.

145. I know all the words to the "Firefly" theme song. (see #116)
146. I love Dr. Pepper
147. I'm a programmer.
148. I can't explain why I'm unhappy at times.
149. I own and have read all of the Harry Potter books. (own the first three, but have read none of them)
150. I like to smell my own hair.(that would be really hard)
151. I carry a book with me almost everywhere I go. (At the very least I have my Pocket ESV Bible)
152. I have an eating disorder.
153. I have flown to a different country to see a band.
154. Been hospitalized for "mental issues".
155. I have survived totaling a car I was driving.
156. I am addicted to a Manga/anime.
157. Somehow I always seem to get myself into trouble.
158. I have dated someone for longer than 5 years.
159. I have been hit by flying Eric Szmanda spittle.
160. I have lived in three different countries.
161. I have tattoos.
162. I have lost someone I cared about deeply.

163. I've filled out an obscenely long quiz.
164. I am not human until I have had some form of caffiene.
165. I can't use can openers.

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